Remote Learning Advocate Gifts

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

Back to work 2024

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Aren't you glad we get to work from home?"

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"You love gloating, don't you?"

'Hargett is still adjusting from working at home.'

"Check out this live stream."

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"I liked 'class dismissed' better than 'please log off and exit'."

Breakout Room

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

'Thanks to the computer, I don't have to fly to so many meetings.'