Remote Learning Advocate Gifts

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Labor-Management Non-Relations

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

University Challenged

Back to work 2024

"Aren't you glad we get to work from home?"

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

'Hargett is still adjusting from working at home.'

"You love gloating, don't you?"

"Check out this live stream."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Breakout Room

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"I liked 'class dismissed' better than 'please log off and exit'."