Remote Learning Champion Gifts

"One bit of advice, Eddie: Don't blame the teacher when you're home schooled."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Check out this live stream."

'He's Dyslexic.'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Employee of the Month

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Breakout Room

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

WE WUZ ROBBED!

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