Remote Learning Warriors Gifts

"Good to see you up bright and early."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Working from home

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

University Challenged

"He's working from home."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

Portable Laptop.

"Check out this live stream."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Am I at work... am I at home, does it matter anymore."

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."