Remote Learning Enthusiasts Gifts

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"A virus ate my homework."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

Education.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

University Challenged

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

Learning.

"Check out this live stream."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Please School Remotely.

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

Breakout Room

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'