Remote Learning Enthusiasts Gifts

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"A virus ate my homework."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Education.

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Check out this live stream."

Please School Remotely.

Learning.

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

Breakout Room

'I'm not being edutained!'