Virtual Learning Enthusiast Gifts

Care Package

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Nervous Oral Testing

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Hanging off every word...

Super Student

Lost. Readi

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Technologies and distance classes

"A virus ate my homework."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Education.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"So you can do your homework. That's why you have to learn to read and write."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

Learning.

'I'm your dog, Sir. Would you teach me some old tricks?'

Flying Fish Learning To Fly.

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."