Virtual Learner Gifts

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

Computer Room.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Nervous Oral Testing

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Education.

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Modern Studying

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'