Online Learners Gifts

"That thing wasn't covered in my online medical degree program."

Computer Room.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Technologies and distance classes

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Education Plan

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."