Remote Learners Gifts

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

Big Man Off Campus

University Challenged

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"Distance Learning"

"Check out this live stream."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

'Wow! My distance learning professor sent me an assignment.'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"Truthfully, it's a very dangerous procedure. But I've observed it a number of times on YouTube."

Breakout Room

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."