Remote Learning Explorer Gifts

"We don't call them substitute teachers anymore."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Delivery."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

University Challenged

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"Distance Learning"

Two Pints Today Please.

"Check out this live stream."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

'Wow! My distance learning professor sent me an assignment.'

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'Well you see, to start with, we learn by rolling peas, and then, we graduate to rolling dung...'

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

Breakout Room