Online Learner Gifts

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Big Man Off Campus

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"Apparently it's a skill he picked up while online."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Computer Room.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Technologies and distance classes

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Education Plan

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."