Virtual Learning Advocate Gifts

"But you can't put me back in the waiting room, Ms Jones, we're not on Zoom!"

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Nervous Oral Testing

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

University Challenged

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

'How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip.'

Homeschooling during lockdown

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

Breakout Room

"I liked 'class dismissed' better than 'please log off and exit'."

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"I virtually finished my homework."

WE WUZ ROBBED!

Remote learning

"The test results are in for the medical marijuana, and frankly there's nothing there we didn't discover ourselves in college."

'I don't know what plagiarizing is, so I'm gonna take the easy way out and just copy something off the internet.'

"I only know the day and month we're in because we go over them everyday in circle time."

Care Package

"One bit of advice, Eddie: Don't blame the teacher when you're home schooled."

'I'm also in education. I issue bathroom passes for distance-learning students.'

Listen, now that we're doing homeschool, STEM stands for Stop Texting Every Minute.

"Stop trying to educate the children and focus on teaching the test."

'It stands for Mothers Against Dyslexia.'

"Good to see you up bright and early."

"Okay Scouts, that ends today's online welding session!"