Remote Learning Aficionado Gifts

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Technologies and distance classes

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"A virus ate my homework."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Education.

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

University Challenged

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Please School Remotely.

"Check out this live stream."

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'