Remote Education Enthusiast Gifts

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"A virus ate my homework."

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Homeschooling

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Education.

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

University Challenged

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

Please School Remotely.

Last day of home school.

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

"Check out this live stream."

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Breakout Room

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."