Virtual Educator T-Shirts

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Pajama Day 743

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Nervous Oral Testing

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Distance Learning"

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

A Zoom School of Fish

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

'How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip.'

Homeschooling during lockdown

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

Breakout Room

'I've never hear of this 'Online University'.'

Since we started online classes, I've had to get through a long, slow lesson every day. Me too. I constantly have to teach my parents how to use technology.

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"That thing wasn't covered in my online medical degree program."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

"I recommend less screen time. Except, of course, for our therapy sessions, school, work, staying connected with loved ones, dating, telehealth, yoga instruction, and searching for vaccine appointments."