Online Education Gifts

Graduating from an online university.

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"I recommend less screen time. Except, of course, for our therapy sessions, school, work, staying connected with loved ones, dating, telehealth, yoga instruction, and searching for vaccine appointments."

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Distance Learning"

Pajama Day 743

Breakout Room

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'I've never hear of this 'Online University'.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

A Zoom School of Fish

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Technologies and distance classes

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

Education Plan

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.