Online Education Skeptic Gifts

Ernie, I doubt the real Starfleet Academy would have online classes.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Pajama Day 743

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Personnel. Now, I want you to forget everything you learned in school. I'm way ahead of you!

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Distance Learning"

All of this is very doable-

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

A Zoom School of Fish

Please School Remotely.

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

Actually, College Tuition Does Pay

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

'I've never hear of this 'Online University'.'

'My dad says school is a waste of time and that as long as I'm fast, I'll succeed...'

Breakout Room

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"That thing wasn't covered in my online medical degree program."

"If you send these people $50 they'll tell you how to make money online."

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

"Couldn't I do my detention online?"

'If you're rich enough to send me to a fancy, private college, why do I have to go?'