Online Education Skeptic Gifts

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Pajama Day 743

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Distance Learning"

All of this is very doable-

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Please School Remotely.

A Zoom School of Fish

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

'My dad says school is a waste of time and that as long as I'm fast, I'll succeed...'

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

'I've never hear of this 'Online University'.'

Breakout Room

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"If you send these people $50 they'll tell you how to make money online."

"Couldn't I do my detention online?"

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

'If you're rich enough to send me to a fancy, private college, why do I have to go?'

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