Education Skeptic Gifts

Diplomas - No questions asked.

"It's from the University Of Life.. you didn't get in."

'If we had school choice, I would choose not to go to school.'

'If you're rich enough to send me to a fancy, private college, why do I have to go?'

'Aren't you going to pick up some of those new lottery tickets? It all goes to education.'

Personnel. Now, I want you to forget everything you learned in school. I'm way ahead of you!

The moment Frank realized his MBA really wasn't worth it.

'My dad says school is a waste of time and that as long as I'm fast, I'll succeed...'

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

Advanced Sex Ed: 'Birds, bees & where you fit in.'

"He says he's fed up of school."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Southwick College: Basically, for the most part, usually - a meritocracy.

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

'My father says, these intelligence tests are biased towards the intelligent.'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 7)- the Eternal Problem of Youth and Pedantry

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

Cutting Room Floor