"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."
Skeptic Of Traditional Education Gifts
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"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."
Cactus seats.
"May I offer a very different scenario?"
"Things are looking up!"
You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.
"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."
"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"
'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'
'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'
"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"
Personnel. Now, I want you to forget everything you learned in school. I'm way ahead of you!
'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'
'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'
"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"
"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."
"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."
"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."
"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."
'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'
'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'
"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"
"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."
"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."
'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'
The Electricians Giraffe Aid
The Internal Economy of Dotheboys Hall
"Have some respect for my learning style."
"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."
Failed mobile home designs
"You must be the artist."
"My last patient was a cainamotpelk...she walked backwards into shops and left things!"
iDeasy
101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.
'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'
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