Skeptics Of Traditional Qualifications Gifts

Printer shop selling fake diplomas surrounded by businesses set up by their customers.

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"Stop fact checking my story."

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

"My teacher says I lack 'intellectual curiosity,' whatever that is."

'My dad says school is a waste of time and that as long as I'm fast, I'll succeed...'

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

'Oh yes, you need specific credentials to be a town planner.'

'If you're rich enough to send me to a fancy, private college, why do I have to go?'

Relate - "...If she doesn't feel like cooking, then I send her to the takeaway."

REPORT CARD, 'Maybe it got garbled in transmission.'

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'

'My dad says job security and company loyalty are an urban myth.'

"Yep, that's a new sign: I've just finished my law-degree..."

The moment Frank realized his MBA really wasn't worth it.

"It's from the University Of Life.. you didn't get in."

"He says he's fed up of school."

"We should re-think this entire groundhog day tradition. . ."

"Hey, Mr. Taylor, remember me? Eddie Leathley, class 5A... You told me I'd never amount to anything."

'Your best hope to make money is suing someone.'

'If we had school choice, I would choose not to go to school.'

"I'm sorry. This is part of our topsy-turvy promotion."

Advanced Sex Ed: 'Birds, bees & where you fit in.'

Diplomas - No questions asked.