Higher Education Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the higher education skeptic in your life? Our collection features fun, witty items that embrace their skepticism about college and university hype. Whether they’re proud of their unconventional views or just appreciate a good laugh, these products are designed to resonate with their perspective. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, find the perfect way to show support or give a lighthearted nudge. Celebrate individuality and critical thinking with gifts that speak to their sensible skepticism.

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'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.' mockup

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

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'FOR THIS I WENT TO COLLEGE?'

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Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference mockup

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

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'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.' mockup

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?' mockup

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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Alternative Medicine

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'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?' mockup

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

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"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?" mockup

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

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"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?" mockup

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

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'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...' mockup

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

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End of Affirmative Action

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First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...' mockup

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

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'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?' mockup

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

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'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?' mockup

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

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"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?" mockup

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

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"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing." mockup

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

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"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

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'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.' mockup

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

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"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests." mockup

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

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'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.' mockup

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

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'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.' mockup

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

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"I totally meant to do that."

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'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.' mockup

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

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"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...." mockup

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

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"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'" mockup

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

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Science deniers Soc.

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"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist." mockup

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

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"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia." mockup

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

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Documentation Please

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GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s mockup

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

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'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.' mockup

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

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"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems." mockup

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

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Higher Education Skeptic Gifts Collection

Higher Education Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the higher education skeptic. Find witty and humorous designs that make every coffee break a statement.

Higher Education Skeptic Pillows

Bring humor into your home with pillows for the higher education skeptic. Comfortable, witty, and perfect for sparking conversations.

Higher Education Skeptic Prints

Decorate your space with prints for the higher education skeptic. Thoughtful designs that add a humorous touch to any room.

Higher Education Skeptic T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the higher education skeptic. Clever slogans and playful graphics make these shirts a fun way to showcase your independent thinking.