Digital Educator Gifts

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'As a minimal step toward enabling our school's diverse software applications to interact and share data, I want you to organize a staff seminar on how to turn a computer on.'

"Before you e-mail me your answers. . . . text them to your neighbor for checking."

"Sure I'll teach you how to work your new computer, Dad. Of course, there'll be tuition."

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"You're never too old to learn..."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I had no idea Zelenskyy was a dictator til Trump ruled on it"

Modern Studying

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

Please School Remotely.

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"