Digital Age Educator Gifts

"Now don't forget to go on social media and rate today's lesson plan."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

His Master's Data.

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

"The internet begs to differ."

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."