Zoom Meeting Pro Gifts

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Covid and Restarting School

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Dog Park Zoom

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

"Working" from home

"That's what I call multi-tasking - attending two simultaneous zoom meetings while taking a nap!"

Love in social networks

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

'What's your policy on working from home?'

Zoom Backdrop

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In