Virtual Meeting Pro Gifts

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Office Meeting

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Negative Interest Meeting

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Remote work

"Camera not working."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"