Zoom Meeting Enthusiast Gifts

"To Zoom or not to Zoom. That is the question."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Covid and Restarting School

Office Meeting

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may send the bride a kiss emoji."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Zoomies call.

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

Work From Home Power Suit

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

"Working" from home

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

It coulda been a zoom!"

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

'What's your policy on working from home?'

Zoom

Zoom Backdrop

"I move that next time...we zoom."