Zoom Call Enthusiast Gifts

And have you been coping with lockdown?

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Office Meeting

'The King of what?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

...the onion rings

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

The Vicious Rectangle

Zoomies call.

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

Work From Home Power Suit

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."