Zoom Enthusiast Gifts

Elephant in the zoom

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."

Zoom

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

The Vicious Rectangle

"Move it to a zoom room, this bulk bin reunion is blocking the cashews."

"I move that next time...we zoom."

It coulda been a zoom!"

Zoomies call.

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.

"He's gone all out to make an impression on his zoom call... carefully curated books behind him."

"Hmm...I suppose I'd better get changed for the zoom call - don't want to give the impression I'm not coping."

Work From Home Power Suit

Office Meeting

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Candid Camera store.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy and Toto

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Hospital Departments

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Henry Fox Talbot