Zoom Enthusiast T-Shirts

Elephant in the zoom

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."

Zoom

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"Move it to a zoom room, this bulk bin reunion is blocking the cashews."

"I move that next time...we zoom."

It coulda been a zoom!"

Zoomies call.

"He's gone all out to make an impression on his zoom call... carefully curated books behind him."

Work From Home Power Suit

Office Meeting

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Candid Camera store.

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Hospital Departments

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Henry Fox Talbot

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

Musical Eye Test

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'No cheating'