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'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore!"

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

"My most recent position was under a house."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Dorothy and Toto

Office Meeting

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Hospital Departments

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Musical Eye Test

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'No cheating'

Working from OM.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

OOPS!

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

The Trumps

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'