Oz Enthusiasts Mugs

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore!"

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

"My most recent position was under a house."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Office Meeting

Dorothy and Toto

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

Hospital Departments

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Musical Eye Test

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'No cheating'

Working from OM.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

OOPS!

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

Zen Litter Box