Oz Aficionado Mugs

The Tin Ombudsman.

The Trumps

Dorothy and the singles bar

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

"Don't throw yourself at the mercy of the court. The judge doesn't have a heart."

"Release the flying monkeys! I can't afford them anymore."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Dorothy and Toto

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'...Do not feed the bears'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Br... No Exit

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

Party Party!

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."