Oz Aficionado Prints

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

The Tin Ombudsman.

The Trumps

Dorothy and the singles bar

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

"Don't throw yourself at the mercy of the court. The judge doesn't have a heart."

"Release the flying monkeys! I can't afford them anymore."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Back to school.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Br... No Exit

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."