Club Aficionado Prints

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"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

The tooth club for men

'You go on home, Dear -- I'm going to be tied up for awhile.'

'You wanna score some Es I've got E.102, E.104, 101...'

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

Good news, I can make you a member of our waiting list!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Masonic Lodge

'I'm sorry sir - you have to wear a jacket and tie.'

'Oh no - The 18-30 overture!'

'That's the last time we lie about our ages and go on a Club 18-30 holiday in Corfu...'

Secret Handshake

Party Party!

The Gay Tomcat.

"Please take me to your club."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Raheem Sterling

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

They get into debt so fast these days...

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"