Debate Club Aficionado Prints

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Back to school.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Mohamed Salah

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Quentin Tarantino

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Snowman Football Fan.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Poetry debate

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Cherchez la femme

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"