Q&a Aficionado Prints

"There's an informal Q. and A., and then, afterward, the author's sad flirting with some fan."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Camping-Pong

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Antler Buzzers.

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Poetry debate

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

This IS a polarized electorate!

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.