Questioning Enthusiast Prints

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

X-RAY

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Children's questions

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

Curious George, Dad

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'