Yes Enthusiast Prints

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Welcome to the Team

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"I started a collection!"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

X-RAY

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Children's questions

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

French Street.

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

Margaret...Meatball

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."