New You Enthusiast Prints

"This year I resolve to be a better person inside and out."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Welcome to the Team

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

The Inner Dog.

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Taking to the sky...

You're my Statue of Liberty

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

The New Age Dentist.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

New Age Pit Bull

Driverless Car

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.