Q&a Aficionado Gifts

"There's an informal Q. and A., and then, afterward, the author's sad flirting with some fan."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Camping-Pong

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

Quentin Tarantino

Antler Buzzers.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Poetry debate

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

This IS a polarized electorate!

'Hardly any religion gets into chemistry, quite a bit gets into biology, and we're up to our necks in it.'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'