Quiz Aficionado Gifts

'Your specialist subject...things that have happened in the last three seconds.'

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Noel Edmonds.

"I'm afraid 'b*****d if I know' just won't do..."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Mastermind - "You've chosen rail ticket conditions 1998-99."

"What's the least spoken language in the world?"

Mind versus matter.

"Stop complaining! If you want to date my son, you have to go through my screening process! Now, concentrate! Question 957:..."

Gandalf, Host of Mastermind

"Dang, I really thought I knew that one. Man, these questions are hard."

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Quiz Night: Questions on all subjects....

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'

John Humphreys

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

'What is the color of a red robin?' (tv quiz).

So, have you had the elephant dung all the time? Or is it box 13? Are you going to swap?

Tipping Point

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

School. That vocabulary quiz was hard! Did you know how to use "gruesome" in a sentence? It was simple. "The gardener likes flowers so he gruesome."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Back to school.

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."