Oz Enthusiast Mugs

'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'

Electronic Super Highway

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"Hey come on buddy...have a heart!"

'I'm a writer. Boilerplate.'

'Hmmm...'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

". . . So why, exactly, was the price drastically reduced?"

'So Dorothy, do you seriously expect us to believe that you accidentally landed your house on the wicked witch of the east?!'

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

"No way!!"

'Why should I go all the way to Oz, when I can just take your heart?!'

"I'm melting!"

What to bring to a witch hunt

"You're the brains of the group. Here, you figure out the tip."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

Dorothy and Toto

'I'm going to Kansas, too, since my habitat has been trashed.'

Yet another wasted trip for the tin man.

Dorothy meets another homeless guy. (Man is singing "If only I had a shower.")

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

Dorothy's Past comes calling...

"Dorothy! Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it."

"Gosh, Toto....water in OZ must really be polluted!"

Dorothy missed the Scarecrow the most and spent years trying to smack her head hard enough to see him again.

The heart-land.

"And I want to ask the wizard for a loan."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Office Meeting