Zzz Enthusiast Mugs

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Dead Funny

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Bumble Bee

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Check zombies.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Office Meeting

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

Zombie pet tricks.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Zombie Problems

Monster Baseball

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'