Zzz Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Dead Funny

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

Bumble Bee

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Office Meeting

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Zombie pet tricks.

Dorothy and Toto

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"