Zzz Expert T-Shirts

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

The Velvet Mesquite

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

A consumer guide to cheese.

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Ocotillo

Let the profit-making begin!

'What an AMAZING display!'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'Sorry, Jimmy... the chameleons never seem to be out.'

Little doctor. Little Quack

The Pinon Pine

Discussed on Car Talk

Expert and Ex-Pert

'That's Fred, or as we call him, Napster.'

'I said no more surfer snacks before the feeding frenzy!'

SLEEP Mode

"You're a certified sexpert? I'm a certified sexpert, too!"

Yalta

"Yuck, a bone in my bedroom!"

'I don't care how many seconds it took! I need to dry my hair now!'

The Blue Palo Verde

The Wargfields embark on their Christmas night tradition of camping out at the mall to be the first in line to return gifts.'

'We need to work on that slice of yours.'

Acme fertilizer office has poster saying 'stink'.

"Under self-isolation rules, you can make a start on reading your impressive range of pretentious books, can't you?"