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SLEEP Mode

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Dead Funny

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Bumble Bee

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Check zombies.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Office Meeting

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Zombie pet tricks.

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Dorothy and Toto

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Zombie Problems

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'