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Stun-gun target practice.

NEW FALL LINEUP

Harold had no idea that his days of free meals were over. . .

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

You are here.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Office Meeting

Exit Next Left

New York Netherworld

Sister Cities

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"