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Stun-gun target practice.

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Harold had no idea that his days of free meals were over. . .

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

You are here.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

New York Netherworld

Dorothy and Toto

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