Clap Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Every Thursday 8 pm, he's out there clapping himself silly. It's the only bit of self-isolating peace I get."

Standing ovation machine at the gym.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Theatre Crowd

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

If you're happy and you know it...

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown Wife

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Mass Travel

Turn your head and laugh.

Clown walks balloon dog

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"Seriously?"

Monster Clown

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"We need to have a serious talk."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

"Sir? - it's clowntime."