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Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Low Noon.

The battle of the pianos.

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

Billy's clean room.

The merger has been called off

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

Bar bouncer resumes.

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Perplexed Farmer

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

Tourist

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

Parking

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

A Cornish Man

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

"Oooh, look! A rainbow!"

War artists.