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Office Romance

"I figured it out. We've been going to way too much trouble to attract girls."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

Blend Schools

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Two minds but with a single thought.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"She just seemed to lose all ambition when Mark Phillips got married."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

Runaway leaf.

'We're making a fortune: I told you nobody can resist a Kitten & Puppy calendar!'

"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

Window calls for username and swearword.

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

'I got ten dollars for my birthday, Miss, Kellerman -- what time do you get off work?'

Thoughtful Dog