Crush Enthusiast Mugs

Office Romance

"I figured it out. We've been going to way too much trouble to attract girls."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

Blend Schools

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Two minds but with a single thought.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"She just seemed to lose all ambition when Mark Phillips got married."

"Who put up this poster of Julio Iglesias?"

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

Runaway leaf.

'We're making a fortune: I told you nobody can resist a Kitten & Puppy calendar!'

Window calls for username and swearword.

Pumps read: Leaded/Unleaded/Plush Toys.

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

I know they're not as filling, but i love thin and crispy!

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."

"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."

I heard Sarah called you. Yeah. She's hot. Shh! Click. Click. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Hey! No texting in the car! It distracts the driver!

I'd kiss you goodnight, but I find it hard to stop after just one kiss. Hey, I'm willing to risk it, and I'm a recovering kissaholic.

Sunset gets later and later every day, little buddy. So what? So, sunset happens later in the day. That means I an accomplish a lot more before smooching hour. I can run an extra ten miles. I can chop an extra cord of firewood. I can catch an extra school of fish. I can prepare for my date by mining an extra nugget of lip balm from my secret lip balm quarry. I can download 30 extra books I'll never read.

'I got ten dollars for my birthday, Miss, Kellerman -- what time do you get off work?'